u cant see me

The best taunt ever. guess who invented it, JOHN CENA It is also very useful in certain situations

Example 1
robber: hey get the fuck down bitches i need to rob this store
Cops: hey robber hands up
robber: Ucant see me "waves hand at his face"
cops: where the hell is he

example 2
Steve: hey is that man blind
blind man: i am blind
Steve: THEN U CANT SEE ME" waves hand at own face"
Blind man: " sigh"

by FATALITY March 5, 2016

u canot b serios

internet slang, short for "you cannot be serious"

used as an excited utterance when the poster simply cannot believe what was posted inthe thread.

OMG, u canot b serios, that would ruin all humanity!!! WTF???

by Occupant Ilied Industries May 2, 2005

Canoe U.

United States Naval Academy

Look at that doornob on that ensign's ring finger...must have gone to Canoe U.

by Bill Gilcrest June 29, 2003

cant u dont

when a borderline retard thinks of something funny to say

Normal Human: Can you not?
Autistic Being: cant u dont

by I Shagged Yer Mum June 1, 2018

C.U.P. (Canadian UpsideDown Pudding)

The act of deficating in anothers anus and eating it out.

Joe: How did you like me giving you C.U.P. (Canadian UpsideDown Pudding) last night.

Brittney: Idk. it was kinda shitty.

Joe: Pun intended?

Brittney: indeed.

by creepinjezus January 19, 2010

Canoe U.

United States Coast Guard Academy

No officer ever had as much power as a firstie at Canoe U.

by Alo Konsen August 24, 2003