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teuchi

The man that runs the ramen store, Ichiraku, in the anime/manga Naruto. He was one of the first to actually be nice to Naruto. Some people theorize that he is actually Tobi, the leader of the Akatsuki.
Person 1: I can't believe that Teuchi, the ramen guy, killed so many innocents!
Person 2: I knew that man didn't look right from the beginning.
by hoshigayki December 31, 2018
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Paper Touching

Not just an act of gathering and distributing money, per se, but a lifestyle. A way of life that consists of constantly keeping your eye on the prize (money, power, pussy) and hustle in your heart.
"Young man, how often do you engage in Paper Touching?" the man asked. "All day, all the time, pussy on my mind" the young man responded.
by hockey6408 December 18, 2008
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balls are touching

When the balls of 2 male participants in a threesome touch. Making them gay.
"Its not gay unless the balls touch."

Balls are touching
by Cyphaer April 20, 2007
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Touchitties

Pronounced as "Toe - Chitties." It literally means "Touchable Titties," (and here's the catch) that you would suck on. This can very from person to person. The standard size that be deemed as Touchitties would be "C" and up. However, many females have titties that would be acceptable do to their appearance.
You're in your workplace and a fine female worker walks by you and your friend.
Worker #1 - "Man, look at those tits."
Worker #2 - "Those are some touchitties right there."

You're at a party with some friends.
Friend #1 - "I want some tortilla chips"
Friend #2 - "Why? Touchitties would be more delicious"
by ZeeChosen May 19, 2010
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Tsuchiya

Tsuchiya, or 土屋 in kanji, is a Japanese family name usually bestowed on a chō-attractive person. People of this family name are intelligent, open-minded, and fashionable. They usually have extensive knowledge of movies and are able to stand up for themselves. Legend says that if you date a person whose family name is Tsuchiya, you become the happiest person in the world.
Dude A: Hey, have you checked out that new girl? Her name is something Tsuchiya? She's a hottie.
Dude B: Yeah, I heard that she speaks Japanese, English, and Chinese. She also dances. She's a hottie — but also a smartie!
Dude C: Look at her outfit, man! The way she paired them boots with that black leather jacket.
Torayama: Yo, yo, lay it off! She is my girlfriend!
by Setagaya Samurai November 23, 2021
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a person in need of touching grass

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.
by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021
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Tsuchinoko

A snake of Japanese mythology, said to have a cobra-hood that extends all the way down to its tail. Whether or not it's harmful is actually unknown.

If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!
"You can find the Tsuchinoko in Castlevania : Aria of Sorrow, and even in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me
by Dave January 5, 2005
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