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Rage Typing

The Act Of typing something out anger.

Most Commonly found in CAPS, and the lack of being able to complete logical sentences.
On Classic Facebook Dispute:

Person A: Hey, i see you have been liking all my new Girlfriends photos.. Jealous?

Person B: YOU STUPID FUCK FACE HORSE SHIT ASS HOE CANDY CANE DUMB ASS PIECE OF SHIT COW DUNG FUCKER.

Person A: Its not my fault you suck!

Person C: Whoa, Nice rage typing dude! Haha
by SomeButter July 1, 2011
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Tyeisha

The most amazing girl in the world. Has beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile. Also very good in bed and normally has a smoking body with a big booty
Wow that girl is so sexy I bet her name is Tyeisha!
by speghettio September 8, 2016
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Different Types of "Shit"

Bullshit - Lies

Dogshit - Poor quality

Batshit - Illogical

Apeshit - Frighteningly aggressive

Horseshit - Unfair
Different Types of "Shit"

Bullshit: "You're telling me Donald Trump made a good president?? Bullshit."

Dogshit: "I threw away my old PC. It was dogshit."

Batshit: "Dude, stay away from that guy. He's batshit crazy."

Apeshit: "Don't touch that vase! My mom will go apeshit!"

Horseshit: "What?? He can join and I can't?! That's horseshit!"
by MarieJade4ever May 23, 2022
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typing dyslexia

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).
Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.
by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008
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typosphere

The realm of online typewriter fanatics. They blog about typewriters and even use them to create typecasts.
Check out this awesome Olympia SM9 I found at the thrift store today. I just had to share it with the typosphere!
by Lucien Crandall August 11, 2012
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Machine Gun Typing

Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:

tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
and so on...

Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".
Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."

Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."

Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."

I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.
by Toonces the Driving Kat May 16, 2010
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The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT)

The C.U.L.T.
Affected by the disease of ease, poisoned by the deterioration of all the man-made materials they've chosen to surround themselves with, these zombie-like creatures that are incapable of naturally providing for themselves seek to lay all their problems at the feet of big-daddy-government to be "taken care of".
They've been fully propagandized by the government, it's big tech media arm, and the ever broadening promises from their authoritarian liberal "leaders" of "freeshit" (especially those Biden supplied free crack pipes)
Typical example of how their manufactured-rage filled, smooth brains work - "I don't need truckers, I get my food at the grocery store!"
The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) have no idea how to actually survive, and are in some serious deep shit when the solar flare hits.
The CULTs have no business pushing the authoritarian bullshit on real people who make the world go round.
by NorseCrow February 10, 2022
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