She is the coolest chick you'll ever meet but has the most haters behind her. She brushes them off like nothing and does whatever she wants. Smartest person alive, people call her WikiOni! She can speak the best Greek and English and is the best at wording things nicely. She loves Starbucks coffee and John Mayer, oh and also Maroon 5. And for some reason every now and then when you hear her name you just want to scream G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
She has the most gorgeoustest green/blue/orange/grey eyes in the world and her wifey is named Yvette. :-)
She has the most gorgeoustest green/blue/orange/grey eyes in the world and her wifey is named Yvette. :-)
by RizzoBetty November 6, 2010
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Two sides of this person.
One- extremely caring, loving, trustworthy, protective.
Two- will get revenge, can turn into a nightmare.
One- extremely caring, loving, trustworthy, protective.
Two- will get revenge, can turn into a nightmare.
by anonymous April 8, 2021
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shes cute, fun and very sexc and will listen to me.
if she loves me she will leave it alone (L)(L)(L)
shes cute, fun and very sexc and will listen to me.
if she loves me she will leave it alone (L)(L)(L)
by tj November 7, 2004
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An all round nice guy; smart, good looking, and fun to hang out with. Although he can appear quiet, he is a complete animal once you scratch the surface. His complementary subjects of interest are women and fucking, and will talk exhaustively on either topic when prompted. Rumoured to have a very large penis, he generously uses it to pleasure many ladies. Other men are surprisingly not jealous of Theon, because he makes sure his friends all meet sexy ladies too.
Not to be confused with Theon Greyjoy.
Not to be confused with Theon Greyjoy.
by reasons August 26, 2012
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(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)
(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)
Guy 1: My penis is kinda small
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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