twentytwosome

When 22 people are having sex at the same time with 21 of them being the same sex. a twentytwosome is impossible and should not be attempted.

"dude I just had a twentytwosome" "there's no way that's impossible"

by terrablade04 January 17, 2021

Paraguayan-Twenty

When you gain twenty pounds after travelling alone on a month-long business trip.

Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.

by JF4 December 8, 2017

Twenty20

A shortened form of Cricket that is played with each team playing an innings of 20 overs. The reason for this is to Americanise the sport so idiots won't have to spend more than three hours watching a game.

Playing this format professionally has created great monetary success for the administration of the sport but has also greatly compromised the quality of play.

idiot : "dude you wanna go to the twenty20 after work?"
cricket fan : "fuck off"

by dave mohammed July 13, 2009

Twenty One Pilots

Two beans make 2004 emo aesthetic screamo ukelele rap

"Man, I love Twenty One Pilots." "Me too man, I could listen to those two smol beans talk all day."

by BandtasticNipples September 4, 2016

twenty-something

twenty-something (or twentysomething) is a term used for people at the age of 20 to 29. its is used instead of "twentyfive years old" for example, because at this age its harder to tell how old someone is (by looking at him/her) than it is in the teenage years (and often it "matters" less).

dude #1: how old is Tim?
dude #2: I don't know.. he is a twenty-something, thats for sure
dude #1: thank you for this exact piece of information

by SgrDD March 11, 2008

twenty-something condition

The Twenty-Something Condition(TSC) is the phase in a person's life spanning the years from 20 to 29. It is marked by an immense sense of confusion and inner turmoil, with emotions springing between the extreme ends of the spectrum. Persons with TSC do not wish to change the past(see quarter life crisis), instead focusing more on second-guessing their choices for the future. They rarely plan for more than a few months in advance; a long term goals lasts one year. The question 'what do I want' plagues their lives.

Symptoms of this condition include but are not limited to:
Unexplained laughter/tears. Poor nutrition and health habits. Heightened sense of pressure. Job hopping. Questionable financial decisions. Emotional breakdowns. Jealousy of other people's lives. Over-thinking to the point of not thinking at all. Unintended Sobriety/Drunkenness. Fear of commitment. Procrastination.

As of yet there is no known cure, but studies have shown that identifying with other victims can mitigate symptoms. If you think you or anyone you know might have the Twenty-Something Condition please feel free to shout TSC in solidarity.

Henry: "All these weddings are making me broke."
Heather: "Welcome to the twenty-something condition"

"I think Jess has a bad case of the twenty-something condition. Yesterday she broke down into tears over a Cheerios commercial and then went back to watching the game like nothing happened."

Farah: "I feel like I'm breaking up with my dreams."
Laurel: "TSC, friend. TSC"

Jed:"Will you need a roommate in a few months?"
Kyle: "Hell if I know, I've got the twenty-something condition. Who knows where I'll be."

Tess: "I told him I was still a student so I didn't have to explain my whole list of odd jobs over the last few months."
Jake: "Makes sense. I get it. TSC."

by sleepingbooty September 23, 2012

Dirty Twenty

In Dungeons and Dragons, a roll that adds to 20 only after adding your modifier. Used to differentiate from a nat 20, as that roll means automatic success, where as a Dirty Twenty may not.

DM: Roll for initiative.
Rogue: Dirty Twenty.
Bard: Nat 20!
DM: Okay, so bard goes first.

by AZachOfTheClones April 14, 2020