Twunt

You are a massive twunt

I dunno if your a cunt or twat so therefore your a twunt

by B.Berryz October 1, 2016

TWUNT

a.) a non-vulgar sounding combination of two vulgar words: twat and cunt. commonly used to describe a completely ignorant and utterly stupid person.

b.) fun word to say when you can't use profanity as an insult.

My ex wife is on my case over nothing. She's such a TWUNT sometimes.

by blueyedimples July 1, 2009

twunted

eating so many drugs that your face appears to melt in front of your own eyes... which have already fallen out.

(Noun) - deriv. "twatted", "cunted"

Eg. "I was so twunted last night that I covered myself in JAM and ate a WHOLE BADGER with some honey and a little chutney"

by Alix (the eternally missed) December 12, 2008

Twunt

A Twat and a Cunt.

Fennel is a Twunt.

by fennel123 September 11, 2012

Twunt

A combination of the words Twat and Cunt. An insult mainly reserved for women who are of a bitchy-ness far beyond normal reasoning.

I caught my twunt of a girlfriend cheating on me in my place and she had the nerve to throw ME out!

by Aldamita May 16, 2011

Twunt

A chiefly Morrisian portmanteau, evoking the spirit of a lady's faff, clacker or minge.

Go make my dinner, bitch, before I smack you up the twunt.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

TWUNT

The ultimate asshole! The term applies to both men and women. It is used when people willfully, do something so nasty, hurtful or stupid that instead of punching them…you call them TWUNTS.

You slept with my boyfriend!? You twunt!!!

by Urbanpervertnyc February 27, 2013