hurricane tortilla

hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tor til a (a vine) (rip vine)

woah hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla

by Lay<3 April 20, 2018

Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

Tortola

The biggest and best island in the British Virgin Islands. Not in the USVI but close.Place to swim surf and just chillax.They also have great slang (See in example). Home of Bomba's Shack etc.

Tolian #1: Wa u sayin mehson.
Tolian #2: Deh man I here coolin wa bout u.

Tortola is 2 sick

by Bvislander November 26, 2006

torterra

Only the best Pokémon ever. If you think that another one is better, you are wrong.

P1: Dude, is that a Torterra
P2:Yeah my dude
P1:Ive pretty much lost already, here's the gym badge

by thelambsauce February 9, 2017

Tortoised

over consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point you fall asleep

There tortoised there gonna be calling in sick to work tomorrow

by Tortoised January 11, 2009

tortoise shore

A cheap alternative to the well known Turtle Beach headsets, the Tortoise Shore is a homemade device used for online video game play. It is made from a pair of headphones being worn on top of your game headset, which can cause significant discomfort.

Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200 Turtle Beach.

Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.

by BiirdMan May 30, 2009

tortilla time bomb

The phenomenon that happens in young hispanic women that have big tits and asses that get older and gain a great amount of weight.

She was a dime piece until the tortilla time bomb went off...boom

by Blessie Stramson October 3, 2017