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trogladite 

Noun

Lazy and gross person, who is also a total douche.
Stop eating Cheetos, turn off Jersey Shore, put on a shirt, and get your ass off the couch you trogladite!

I was planning on studying for finals, but instead I'm being a trogladite.

Trogladite 

A devolving idiot who is related to an Agladite
You disgusting trogladite you have no idea what your doing!
Trogladite by IATCA w0rds April 19, 2021

Trogladite 

A Devolving idiot who is oblivious to anything going on
You Trogladite What are you doing!?
Trogladite by IATCA w0rds April 19, 2021

Trogladyte 

One who is a stranger to a friend's mom
Him: I gotta meet your mom at some point.

Me: yea, tru dat

Him: yea, I don't want her to think I'm a trogladyte...

trogladiting 

The act of pursuing a trogladite or trogladites, presumably to bed them down.

'Trogladiting' represents a significant step down from 'trolling'

This word attempts to put a positive spin on the fact that anyone who is or has been out trogladiting has been chasing down the ugliest of the uglies.

If one has been out trogladiting, it's generally a given that his judgment was extremely if not totally impaired.
"Dave was shitfaced by midnight and went into town to go trogladiting"

Ok, so there's no hotties here. It's gonna be a night of trogladiting

I was out trogladiting until about 5am - and still came up dry
trogladiting by TRjones June 5, 2014

Trogladyte 

Slimgim
Slimgim you are a fucking Trogladyte