trogladite

Noun

Lazy and gross person, who is also a total douche.

Stop eating Cheetos, turn off Jersey Shore, put on a shirt, and get your ass off the couch you trogladite!

I was planning on studying for finals, but instead I'm being a trogladite.

by BearOnAUnicylce1922 December 10, 2015

detritivore

Noun

An organism that survives off of eating other dead rotting organisms or their waste. (i.e. shit)

You must be a detritivore, because when you don't brush your teeth your breath smells like shit!

by BearOnAUnicylce1922 December 10, 2015