Twofer

When a guy places one hand on both of a women's breast and squishes or squeezes during sex.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.

I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.

by The_G January 21, 2021

twofer

A visualization of a "twofer"

Dracula attacks two at once in a rare twofer..

by micromarty November 16, 2021

kimbo twofer

when you say your going to have a cigarette and you actually have two, may also involve iPad game play.

I'm going for a smoke, maybe I'll make it a kimbo twofer.

by 276 September 2, 2013

TwoFer

A girl/woman that will steal, not one, but TWOFER boyfriends/husbands from the same ONE individual, named "A friend"

Be careful baby, that girl is a twofer.

by Lea1717a May 29, 2023

Twofer

Twofer:

Disparaging. Is a racial slur of a person who is bi-racial.

A person who belongs to two minority groups and can satisfy two quotas or appeal to two political constituencies.

“Now Pierre Poilievre’s new candidate in Durham is a twofer,” said Trudeau to an audience that was laughing along with him.

by F*ckTrudeau January 26, 2024

twofer

two for one- two people giving each other oral for one magical (probably not) night

"yo rach you get that twofer last night?"
"ya but i didn't get one"

by eggs&ham February 10, 2023

twofer one

two people giving, only one receiving

"he took me home last night & gave me that twofer one"
"should have just went to denny's, the deal would be better"

by eggs&ham February 10, 2023