shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.

Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.

by Implying713 June 24, 2011

get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

by mrnmrst April 6, 2017

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

two joints stoned

Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed

Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man

I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.

by frogpubes October 4, 2013

get stoned with two birds

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011