Twitter

A website that, for some reason. Has users that act racist, and then call the people who question them racists themselves.

I hate Twitter. Its just a cesspool of idiots.

by The Spongebob Squarepants Movi April 7, 2021

Twitter

A site that makes stalking effortless.

When checking twitter, i noticed that Cindy tweeted from her iPhone that she was shopping at Victoria's Secret. I think i'm going to go to the mall now. Maybe I can sneak a peek of her in the changing room.

by enisainwonderland April 28, 2009

twitter

the legal way to stalk celebrities

im going to go on twitter to see what joe jonas is up to. then i can tweet to him my thoughts. hopefully he'll read it.

by im in love with the pena June 30, 2010

Twitter

Hell

Some random person: I love Twitter, you should join, too!
Me: Fuck no, I ain't joining that rotten, headache-inducing, utter shithole.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021

Twitter

The most succesful unorginized social network in the world.

On Twitter I have to use an @ symbol to tag people, and it takes up part of my text allowance. What the fuck?

by uggson April 4, 2015

Twitter

The number one social media of domestic terrorists.

Every member of the Antifa Board of Supervisors is on Twitter. Coincidence? I think not.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

twitter

n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.

v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.

"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"

"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"

"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"

"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"

by iamawordwhore April 26, 2009