No on each like her, she's a twatwaffle.
by THE REAL SHIT May 31, 2017
Get the Twatwaffle mug.A complete douchebag whose narcissism is unparalleled. To earn the title of twatwaffle, one must post selfies whenever they eat, drink, or take a dump. Additionally they must comment on every social and political issue that is trending for that day, usually hijacking someone else's thoughts. Twatwaffles are fueled by likes and comments on facebook and will go to any lengths to get them.
Did you see that twatwaffle's selfies today? Who takes that many pictures of themselves with a corn dog?
by KoolFrood June 9, 2020
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A low-key dick. Behaves in a dickish way over petty things for no other reason than that they're a twotwaffle. This is taken to the point where others look upon them as weak or pathetic.
G: Why has the milk been left out?
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.
by Agentthot February 4, 2021
Get the Twotwaffle mug.Twatwaffles is one of the most well known group chats to the BambinoBecky community. it is full of absolute bitches who don’t stop talking. They are somehow always included in some sort of drama but that is only because they are extremely popular and live rent free in everyones heads. The girls are actually very pleasant people and aren’t as bad as people make out. if you ever come across a twatwaffle, say hello, they welcome everyone.
by beckyBUTbecky September 14, 2021
Get the twatwaffles mug.Recently added to the endangered species list; Envied and by all, A twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around on rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset." Morning wood is myth, men everywhere are having sudden, spontaneous erections after they've been exposed to a twatwaffle. If said erection lasts longer than four hour, consult your physician. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky, you can often find them digging around in medical waste or pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine.
Businesswoman: "Is that a pencil sharpener in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Man with erection: "Oh, no. I caught a glimpse of a rare twatwaffle yesterday!"
Man with erection: "Oh, no. I caught a glimpse of a rare twatwaffle yesterday!"
by Fe-Fe Beaux Bananahammock June 17, 2009
Get the twatwaffle mug.A poor excuse of a woman with vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle yet the owner of this vagina still believes she is panda vagina status!
by MS.KUP November 26, 2014
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can add other words to make fun refrences to female genetalia
can add other words to make fun refrences to female genetalia
ex: well god damnit woman, why you got to be such a twatwaffle?
ex: well god damnit woman, i just wanna eat your tasty toasted twatwaffle
ex: well god damnit woman, i just wanna eat your tasty toasted twatwaffle
by nunsgonewild121 March 7, 2011
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