The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.
"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"
When two dudes stand, or lay, face-to-face, and twirl their penises around each other. There is no actual cock-to-cock contact, but the weiners orbit each other, never touching, as binary stars.
There wasn't any gaystuff going on, you know, just a couple of guys doing a Taffy Twister.
A handjob given by a girl (or boy) using both hands in a up and down twisting motion, when ejaculation occurs the giver of the hand job catches the ejaculatory fluid in their front shirt pocket or in the top of their hat much like a chef at Benihana would catch a shrimp.
I gave a fierce Benihana Twister last night, using both hands and everything. When he blew his load it shot in the air like a shrimp flung off a will hung fork, I opened my front shirt pocket and landed his hot wad in there like an sexual iron chef.