twiddeling my dick

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.

"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.

by the rugged MANN June 1, 2009

Twidiot

A Twidiot is a person who uses Twitter in foolish, immature, and counter-productive ways. A Twidiot may use Twitter to harass, intimidate or bully others, spread false or misleading information, rant and rage at people with different viewpoints, or repeatedly cast blame for his or her own mistakes.

The CEO behaved like a TWIDIOT when he denigrated his subordinates in his daily early morning tweets.

by Gilmag June 19, 2017

French Twiddler

A hand job where the person giving the hand job uses their toung as part of the act. It differs from the blow job becuase there is no "sucking" involved in a French Twiddler, just the occasional use of the touch for licking or flicking.

Dude 1: "Yo last night that bitch totaly gave me a handjob!
Dude 2: "Did she use her toung at all?"
Dude 1: "Yeah she kept licking the tip of my dick!"
Dude 2: "Yo you totaly got a French Twiddler!

by Johnny Doom June 29, 2008

twidget

A person who works or maintains electronic equipment, always carring a tweeker in his breast pocket.

While skylarking around, petty officer James lost his tweeker, forcing him to search the ship for a fellow twidget to help him fix his raido.

by mark allen January 25, 2004

twiddle the twat

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating

Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat

by Skutner July 4, 2009

twiddledick

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

twidundant

adj. When someone doesn't understand/heed the differences between Twitter & FaceBook choosing to post redundant updates on both.

Josh's updates are totally twidundant so I blocked him on FaceBook.

by Captain Drag-Ass May 3, 2009