Twazzler

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity.

Hey Andy, that Maurice is such a twazzler!

by Marek Pattle December 28, 2008

Twazzock

Someone who combines the worst qualities of a Twat and a Wanker, with elements of moronic behaviour and idiocy. The sort of person your grandmother would tut at.

Often used when the above expletives would be socially inappropriate to use.

Father: I think one of my employees has stolen the office printer
Daughter: He sounds like a proper Twazzock

by LK772 March 14, 2014

Twazzer

Slang for the vagina... the FEMALE vagina.

"Wow Tommy, that female has a nice twazzer".

by Big Papa Jay October 25, 2006

Twazle

(verb) To stimulate a womans clitorus with your penis.

(Man) You should have seen the look on her face when I was twazling her.

(woman) I've never had a guy twazle me like that. It was unbelievable!

by Lue Stoolz February 16, 2010

Twazard

Someone who drives around with his/her hazard lights flashing. Also known as a "Duke of Twazard". Combination of Twat and Hazard.

Look at that bloke in the Chevette, he's a right twazard.

by zlig April 19, 2018

Twazook

An affectionate name for a twat

Boyfriend - ‘babe, can I lend £10 plzs’
Girlfriend - ‘you’re such a twazook! Learn to spell. Btw it’s in your account x’

by Lil_Cherry24 October 9, 2018

Twazy

1)To be very very crazy or 2) to be so in love, that all sentences, words, ideas, etc. are just a mess of words.

1)Dude, why would you bang that chick from the asylum? she's mega-twazy.
2)- a-What did you say, honey?
b-Are you listening to me?
a- huhhh?? Love bird, im so twazy for you.

by Twaziest August 4, 2008