Twatter

A word Joe Jonas apparently likes to use.

We don't have twatter or twitter!

by 456548975645632123 April 11, 2009

twatterlock

The act of a female sitting on another male or female's face

I mollywhopped her and in return, she twatterlocked me

by Da Big Rooster April 8, 2010

twatterbox

a stupid woman whose inane conversations go on and on

shut up you fucking twatterbox

by Flatus Maximus May 19, 2010

Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009

twitler

An annoying person who bothers you to watch their tweets on twitter. A conjunction of Twitter and Hitler.

Annoying Twitter Person: "Dude, why aren't you following me on twitter?"
Sane TOTA-like person: "Um, because I have a life? Stop being such a Twitler and just let me go back to my normal Facebook."

by TOTA April 16, 2009

twatter

a person who uses twitter.

Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.

by sandercommander May 27, 2009

twater

The juice emitted from a woman's vagina when she is sexually stimulated.

Damn girl, can I get a glass of that twater?

by John Doe July 19, 2003