twatsicle

A frozen container of semen used by women to impregnate themselves.

The lesbian shoved the twatsicle up her cunt.

by KGz November 2, 2003

twatical

a females vaginal opening

as i was caressing her TWATICAL it became very slimy and slippery.

by PR8R December 21, 2005

twatsicle

A Siberian Twat or one that is so cold and frigid it should be from Siberia.

That Russian Ice Queen is such an enormous twatsicle!

by YumaTart July 29, 2011

Twatsicle

A Shemales or manshes Penis.

Wow that girl I was with last night had a huge twatsicle.

by John M. Sanders November 7, 2007

Twatsicle

A rather annoying female in the cold.

"I left my purse in your snowmobile!"

"Fuck you twatsicle."

by big bone August 15, 2007

Twaticles

The ovaries of a woman, defined from the male testicales and the female twat.

you twaticle.
God you have big twaticles.

by Merk November 21, 2003

twanic attack

reading a distressing tweet on twitter that results in having a panic attack.

i read your tweet about getting into a car wreck, you nearly gave me a twanic attack!

by hribasaur April 25, 2011