tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008

Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

twanzee

The worst insult for white people, often used in detroit

I should go back there and kick that twanzee in the balls

by brandon the jr. big boy May 8, 2007

twazzock

A general insult to suggest that someone is stupid and/or wierd. It may also be made up and not a real word.

Paula: You twazzock!
Euan: Where did you even get that word?

by Euan Gallacher June 5, 2005

Tweezark

A person who sucks farts out of a dead cow's ass.

You are such a tweezark!

by philligree May 18, 2008

twazock

idiotic, clumsy person; twat, idiot, klultz

you f-ing twazock

by londoner June 11, 2004

twaz

A way to call someone a twat, retard or idiot etc. without actually swearing..
And also something u can shout out when you do something wrong.

Alice: Henry! you're such a t**z!
Gee: Ahh god im such a twaz.

by Passion1 March 6, 2008