turtle's head

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!
by Tracey August 29, 2003
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Turtle Heading

Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.
by RoyalTokes July 08, 2018
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turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
by Don de Mookster October 27, 2008
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turtle's head

When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.
It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.
by For Christ Sake! December 04, 2016
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Turtles Head

Term used to describe when you are in desperate need of a shit and the crap starts to nudge your underwear.
Wheres the bathroom, I've got a turtles head coming through.
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
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Turtle Head

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.
OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.
by Jerry Shaffer June 16, 2004
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Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.
Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!
by currybomb July 29, 2010
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