turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

turtle head by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

Turtle Head

When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell

Guys shouldn't wear spandex pants, no broad thinks turtle head is hot

Turtle Head by The Big Topper June 14, 2010

Turtle head

the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?

Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.

Turtle head by Prof.Turtle August 31, 2005

Turtle Head

When you moon someone and do a fart and a piece of shit sticks out then pops back.

Turtle Head

Turtle Head by Teadrinker May 29, 2009

turtle head

Pooop at peaking out of my ass to see you

Whats a four letter word that rhymes with shit? It's just shit

Shit rhymes with Shit

turtle head by Robert February 25, 2004

turtle head

Turtle head looks like a dick

Every males have a turtle head.

turtle head by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008

Turtle head

A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages

Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂

Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head

Turtle head by LigmaAssBalls August 4, 2018