gran turismo 4 gearhead

an individual who has both knowledge and expertise in all aspects of the video game Gran Turismo 4

Femi is such a gran turismo 4 gearhead.

by jambar philotin August 27, 2006

Turnish

1. A boy, often named Paul, who has poor writing. Usually, a "turnish" will write in all caps making it difficult to decipher maps they have constructed.

2. A grandmother's name for her grandson.

1. "Oh, you silly turnish! I can barely read these notes you gave me."

2. "Turnish, my love, why don't you ever give your grandmother a call?"

by DaynaGal February 20, 2009

gran turismo

A racing "game" that mainstream gamers love to play and claim it's the most realistic thing ever because the only reference frame they have is their civic and need for speed.
Real racing fans play real simulators such as GTR, LFS, rFactor, Richard Burns Rally, GPL.

Delusional GT4 Fanboy: OMG I am a world class driver now that I 0wn at Gran Turismo.

by hunglikehuang October 14, 2006

Gran Turismo

Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.

Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Gran Turismo 4

Of or relating to Ass.

DAYUMN! Did you see how much Gran Turismo 4 the Heels kicked on Sunday?

by Serico May 13, 2005

Gran Turismo 3

I got it in May of 2002. But since it was an unasked-for present, i haven't really played it that much. I'm about 28% complete (but i did use a cheat cartridge to gimme lots 'o' money) and, quite frankly, i will admit this is one game that has truly played me. Has anyone got any cheats that will end my torment?

Gran Turismo 3- I only sit down with it about once every few months and try to complete it, so i'll be about 60 by the time i ever complete it normally. Anyone got any help?

by WorseThanHitler December 8, 2020

Left-turnist

Usually a male in his 40’s, that enjoys small penis humiliation while masterbating to the women on the view while driving, and then making a left U-Turn from the right lane and totaling their vehicle, and not accept responsibility.

Captain Chris is such a left-turnist he can’t go within a 1000 feet of the bumper cars ride at the fair. The children that died in the pileup were the lucky ones. The onlookers were the real victims. You can never unsee a left—turnist in action.

by Rabid Rebel April 26, 2023