Turlet

Toilet, the john, the crapper

I can't seem to get away from the turlet today.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

Turdler

A young child that is a little shit.

The kid is a proper turdler he's a little shit.

by Crazycookie June 2, 2020

turdlets

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.

" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

turtletown

If you see a lot of turtles in one place in a group.

I see a turtletown up ahead.

by Turtle town June 9, 2017

Turdle

n. The little bit of poo that starts to come out of the butt when the person or animal really has to go. The turd looks like the head of a turtle peeking out of its shell at this point, and thus the name "turdle."

You've gotta let me in the bathroom NOW because I've got a turdle that's about to come out!

by red hot mamma September 1, 2005

turtletext

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009

Turdless

To not give a shit or to be careless.

"Shit, I'll pass the class when my dad starts giving shits
But as long as our relationship is turdless
I'mma keep burning rubber and fucking these beats with burnt dick" -Earl Sweatshirt

by FlyGirl1410 November 14, 2011