Turd Burgular

When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob

"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out

by Turd burgular 101 July 13, 2011

Turd Burgular

coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes

"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"

by Intergalactic Overlord 07 April 25, 2005

Turd Burgular

A gay boy who likes to stick his cock in a fellow queen's asshole and persue in stealing his turds.

That guy over there is a turd burgular!

by Jack Hawkins October 7, 2006

turdburglar

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

by dave November 29, 2002

turdburglar

Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish

John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.

by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009

Turdburglar

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019

tirdburglar

A person that is so much of a pain in the ass that real words can not describe them.

Why do you have to be such a damm tirdburglar?

by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018