Tepid Hector

The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.

Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.

DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???

GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!

DaveP: You're sick!

GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.

GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.

by SlenderJed May 30, 2017

Typidiot

An awesome friend and mutual of mine who’s really nice and has an epic oc and self ship

Typidiot has the best ships, my favorite is Matt x Wooben, they’re so epic

by HEAV3NLYBL15 June 24, 2021

Adement Turpidudingness

The act of being so certain that one hasn't had sex the previous night that eventually they begin to think they have.

Yohan; 'Bro you where all over eachother'
Dom;'A shit I don't remember I thing, I got such bad Adement Turpidudingness right now!'

by The Buttkraken August 19, 2013

tuping

to misspell by means of typing failure

"dude, i love that haiestylr, it looks fantastic!"
"man stop tuping, it's giving me a headache."

by speller September 12, 2013

thupid

thupid means, being the best and amazing person alive.

hey you! your thupid!

by kawisthebest September 8, 2019

Tipidis

It's the weird cousin of ligma

Tipidis (tip of this) ... then you say tipidis dick

I heard wearing a mask gives you tipidis.... TIPIDIS DICK.

by NoHandsLandis November 30, 2021

Grandma Turid

An amazing grandma who would do anything to make her family happy! She is a loving person and has a big heart.

My grandma Turid is so nice!

by Lundii December 5, 2019