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tummy blender

usually when you're really hungry, and don't eat things that go together, and later you realize that that has to be the weirdest jumbled up mix in your stomach.
"lets go get food, i'm hungry."
"nah i already ate."
"what'd you have?"
"sushi with chocolate milk and an egg salad sandwich."
"eww, tummy blender."
tummy blender by holymoleydood November 12, 2009

Tummy puddles  

Making tummy puddles refers to male masturbation, it comes from the 'puddle' of seimen left on the males abdomen after explusion.
Some fine thing went by me today, was up all night making tummy puddles after.
Tummy puddles by markers May 26, 2008

Tummy Tit 

The excess of abdomen that overflows due to someone insisting on wearing pants that are several sizes too small to prevent having to come to terms with the fact that they are no longer small enough to wear the majority of their wardrobe.
"Poor girl, she has no mirror or friends that are good enough to tell her she has a tummy tit."
Tummy Tit by icerose626 October 7, 2011

tummy cummy 

(n.) A slang term for ejaculate released onto the stomach of the receiver, following coitus interruptus. Synonym of nut gut
You got a little tummy cummy on you. You should probably clean that up.
tummy cummy by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009

Tummy Kisses 

When you pay a stripper and lay a U.S. American dollar in your lap, she blows on your genitals like blowing on a newborn baby.
"Hey, look at that stripper giving Teddy tummy kisses on his penis!"
Tummy Kisses by retar_ted November 9, 2012

tummy sticks 

It's kind of like football, but instead of wearing pads you're naked, and instead of football it's gay sex.
Hey gamers, you wanna play tummy sticks
tummy sticks by lolityr May 18, 2019