Tulip Toupee

A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"

Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!

by Chicks dig radar guys October 3, 2008

Arse Tulip

Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:

Full-thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus
Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing
Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the rectum.
It is caused by weakness of the pelvic floor muscles and descending of the pelvic floor organs (uterus) - this is why the condition is most common among middle-aged to elderly women (women account for 85% of all reported conditions*). It is often accounted to chronic abdominal straining (notable in pregnancy, constipation) and anal sex.

The slang terms pink sock , or Ass Tulip is used to refer to when the rectum is pulled out during anal sex due to a variety of factors including insufficient lubrication and a much larger than average diameter penis.

Additionally, infection with whipworm can weaken these muscles and cause rectal prolapse in children.

My wife was doing my head in last night so i turned her over and give her an Arse Tulip to stop her bitching!

by Jimmy (scouser) L.F.C. November 9, 2006

tulip chain

The manner of connecting multiple output devices in parallel to a single input. Also, the manner of connecting multiple input devices in parallel to a single output. Not to be confused with daisy chain by that one friend who also tends to confuse semantics with pedantics.

We can totally get the fluid flow we need in this circuit if we tulip chain a couple of pumps together.

by arcflashfriday April 12, 2019

dirt tulip

When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.

Billy gave Skip a dirt tulip as a wake up call.

by coug dude May 18, 2015

planting tulips

the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)

I've heard she's great at planting tulips.

by killer September 16, 2003

tulip

A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.

Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.

Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?"
Guy 2: "Quite a bit."
Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

by Rep August 24, 2004

Tulips

Tulips ON DEEZ NUTZ

B: Tulips are nice aren't they?
G: Indeed.
B: TWO LIPS ON DEEZ NUTS

by Chong69420 April 15, 2020