turgid

The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner

Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group

by PTV October 22, 2006

Twigin

1. Noun: One who had not read any books from the Twilight Saga, or seen Twilight and it's upcoming sequels.

Pronounced: Twi (like guy) and Gin (like the liquor)

Have you seen Twilight? No. I'm a twigin
Have you read the books? Nope. Still a twigin.

by purpledaisy723 May 27, 2009

tuition free

When you get something in school that you didn't directly purchase but your tuition pays for it.

Person 1: "My teacher just handed me this digital camera for free for my photo class."
Person 2: "Dude, that's not free, your tuition payed for it."
Person 1: "Yeah, I know man, that's what you call 'tuition free'."

by MegaMost February 25, 2011

Tugging Machine

A boy who likes to tug his todger a lot is a tugging machine

He may be referred to as a "machine" because of his systematic ability to wack one out when his winky tells him

jeff has a serious problem....he's a tugging machine

by gpizzler January 25, 2011

Snuggie™ Tuggie

The act of giving hand stimulation to an erect penis with the addition of a Snuggie™ sleeve for added pleasure.

"Last night my girlfriend gave me a Snuggie™ Tuggie, and my cum reached her armpit! I sure love that fleece action."

by Meltier Sill January 3, 2010

Tugging the Tiger

Slang for beating your meat.
Spanking the monkey.
Stroking your sausage.
Jerking the Gherkin.
Poaching your egg.
Waxing your carrot.
Oozing you noodle.
Pulling the pole.
Wrestling your eel.

Oi, Stop Tugging the Tiger.

by SoggyBuiscuit21 June 26, 2018

tuggin the snake

To masturbate or beat your meat

Guy:1 Whats the most awkward thing thats ever happened to you?
Guy:2 This one time when me and my dad were tuggin the snakes we made eye contact. Wasnt able to beat my meat again for a whole month.

by Snaketugger3000 October 19, 2020