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TuBieberculosis

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(n): A fatal disease characterized by coughing, unbearable gas, diarrhea, projectile vomiting, AIDS, erectile dis-function, cancer of the liver, kidney failure, sever depression, and, in some rare cases, death.

Origin: This disease is contracted from being exposed to Justin Bieber or his obsessed fans for anywhere from 5 seconds to 5 minutes, depending on the strength of your immune system

Treatments: There is only one known cure for said disease. The symptoms will cease if and only if the victim is kept away from anything related to Justin Bieber and exposed to something that you have to be at least 12 to enjoy (i.e. parties, men/women, real music)
Boy 1: Hey bro, did you notice that all of those annoying freshmen girls with no life aren't here today?
Boy 2: Yeah, it's weird how they just happened to be gone the day after the Justin Fag concert.
Boy 1: They must have died from too much exposure
Boy 2: Yep, just another case of TuBieberculosis...
by Ov3r 9O0O January 5, 2011
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telly tubbies

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the pastel-coloured spawns of Satan
run for your souls! the tellytubbies are descending upon us over the hills!
by the Crumpet July 8, 2004
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telly tubbies

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Result of old aged pensioners on acid.

Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:

Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.

In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.

Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.
Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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Tubbify

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To make totally awesome and cool. To become one with Tubbs himself in a sexual relm that disarms all of the sences and makes one totally subject to power.
I wish Tubbs would Tubbify me, it would feel so nice.
by John Tubbs April 15, 2009
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I took one look and chad and knew... we would be tubbin’ buddies for life
by AgentJ99 June 14, 2018
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Tubbing

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When you grab a tub of ice cream or a shit ton of food and you just tub that shit. Like absolutely demolish it, the whole tub.
“Yo bro what happened to you?”
“Nuffing I just eating” (obese voice)
Get a life and quit tubbing you fuckin oinker”
by Gferda October 5, 2023
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hot tubbing

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To use a hot tub. To engage in activities which are primarily centered in or around a hot tub.
The hot tubbing experience is often made more interesting with lots of naked people.
by Reverend Chaos September 6, 2003
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