lee trundle

Skillful lower League English Footballer who plays for Swansea City. Is often hated by other fans out of jealousy and is often subject to overweight jibes despite the fact that he is now one of the most slimline players in the league.
A regular on cult-TV show Soccer AM where he frequents a section of the show called Showboat which showcases players performing cheeky and skillful tricks during matches.
Is regarded as one of the best showboaters in the World alongside Ronaldinho, Zinedine Zidane and Johan Cruyff.

Cardiff fan : lee trundle is a fat overweight tosser!
Tranmere fan : Trundle is a rent boy.
*Swans fan smirks as Trundle ends up top scorer and Swansea get promoted.*

by SwanseaJack September 24, 2005

love truncheon

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

by patricia October 1, 2003

turkey truncheon

Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?

by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

Trundle Thunder

1) The noise that occurs when a fat person trundles including the booming of large feet and the screams of people as they are trundled over.
2) A fat person's fart.
3) Any non-voluntary noise associated with a fat person.

Dude, there's so much trundle thunder comin' out of KFC.

by blaa91 April 14, 2008

trundle stumps

trundle stumps is believed to have originated as Yorkshire patois, and means 'legs'

She's obviously in a hurry today and working her trundle stumps

Still out and about on her trundle stumps

by John Woodland December 28, 2005

bum trundler

An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.

Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.

by Bastard Loaf September 7, 2008

vicious trundles

anything that someone does that is awesome; esspecially while intoxicated

after making ten cups in a beer pong game, david and timmy B were declared to have vicious trundles. or He trundled vicously across RMC campus lastnite after he finished his case of beer

by david m88 January 5, 2009