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brown trouser snake

turd, poop, crap, shit
A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.
by themiss2001 March 13, 2011
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trouser snake

A guys penis/dick. Also an actual real snake lol, also known as sneaky little devil.
Do u like trouser snakes? OOOOO whats a trouser snake?!
by Pavelski8 September 12, 2006
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brown eyed trouser snake

a mans dick or womans dildo after ramming it up there ass or sumone elses
all these gay people all have brown eyed touser snakes exspecially jamie who has jus a plain borwn trouser snake
by bob February 17, 2004
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Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.
I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!
by Slapchatt January 10, 2014
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trouser snake venom

"She got a face full of trouser snake venom."
by The worst English student January 21, 2022
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alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis
"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"
by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023
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Trouser Snake

A slang or alternate word for a dick.
Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?
by EminemGuy313 January 13, 2018
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