trombone orchestra

A group of 4 or more men each simultaneously giving each other a rim job and wanking the other guy of in a circle.

I walked into this gay bar last night and it was horrible, the sound of a trombone orchestra was in the air and I quickly had to leave.

by curswine April 22, 2009

trombolee

A green plastic glass/bottle collection carrier used in most UK bars. Ideal for collecting glasses from outside tables, more sturdy than a tray.

Go and get the Trombolee and collect some empties

My lover's got no money, he's got his Trombolee

by lix835 September 25, 2009

trombone suicides

A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing

The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion

by TRNT November 4, 2014

Brand New Trombone

A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.

Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.

by NawlinsD September 2, 2009

Trombloid

A trombloid is a person of complete distaste,an idiot,a waste of space,a wanker etc.. It is the last insult in your arsenal,the clincher.

Rory pissed in the flower pot again,what a fucking trombloid!

by Dave Mack May 21, 2010

joe trohman

Joseph Mark Trohman is the guitarist for a popular band Fall Out Boy, love them or hate them, there is no denying their popularity. He is said to be the creator of fob. He was born on September 1, 1984 in Hollywood, Florida. He grew up in South Russell, Ohio, then later moved to Illinois. He has an obsession with Star Wars.He has a popular guitar move called the Trohmania, in which he spins and plays his guitar. Joe is also Jewish.

Me: Joe Trohman is my hero.

Someone else: why?

Me: He inspired me to play guitar when i saw him live.

by trohmaniac123 December 4, 2007

trombone

An instrument whose players can, unlike tuba players, actually keep time. Originally designed as an improvement on the trumpet, the trombone turned out to be an improvement on all other instruments as well. A single trombonist can, and will outplay many small string ensembles. For every time a trombonist hits fortissimo, a man gets a hard on somewhere, and three women lose their virginity...twice. Also considered by many to have magical properties.

No, there is nothing wrong with your recording equipment's balance, we have a trombone in the ensemble.

by Posaunespieler May 25, 2009