trigtard

A combination of the words “triggered” and “retard” someone who gets way too easily offended over every little thing. Unfortunately for us, society is full of them and now you can’t even look at someone without them getting offended. Similar to libtard

-If Donald Trump deported all the illegals and trigtards, everyone in the US would finally be able to live in harmony.

Devin: Hey Steph you going to the dance this Friday?
Steph: Excuse me? Did you just assume my interests? Just because I am a woman does not mean I am into dancing! Uuuugh how could you be so rude to ask me something like that??!!! Omg I’m gonna make sure you never hurt another woman again!
Devin: I just asked you a question. Don’t be such a trigtard.

Protestors: Donald Trump is not our president!
Donald Trump: hahahaha stupid trigtards I’m gonna take away all your government benefits and make you work for a living.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx September 30, 2018

cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

TristanwithaK

TristanwithaK is a German/Filipino character from the anime: "Cock, the Movie." His presence throughout the movie has become tragic as his Math lessons turned into a nightmare where he slowly went insane. TristanwithaK also apart of the sequel of "The Tankograds" and "Technograds" where the Battle of Tirad Pass took place when both sides became a bunch of Filipino and American virgins.

"TristanwithaK is also known as Lebron von Leeb of the Army Group North."

by Zhrimpian December 29, 2020

toisty

When the weather is or a person is feeling moist and toasty.

1. Wow! It's hot out today! I'm feeling really toisty!
2. Person 1: It's super hot and humid today.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty toisty.

by Paigeb48616 June 24, 2017

trastirox

The trastirox meme is a shitty low quality shitpost that consists of a clorox bottle and a poorly edited text with "trastirox" on it, created by none other than the horrendous imgflip user VirtualizerExtreme, specifically used in the stream "MS_memer_group" in imgflip. It can also be used as a copypasta: "The Trastirox™ bottle mark is a cheap or premium alternative to clorox, depending which edition you buy, neither edition should be combined with clorox."

Person 1: Have you ever heard about the funny shitpost "Trastirox"?
Person 2: HELM GNAW! THAT'S THE SHITTIEST SHITPOST THAT EVER EXISTED!

by VirtualizerExtrene June 4, 2023

Carrot Thistle

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.

Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."

by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010

Tristansaurus-Rex

The most dangerous of all dinosaurs for a number of reasons; Firstly it has opposable thumbs, Secondly it has a markedly larger brain than dinosaurs usually exhibit, and most importantly because it is the only one not extinct.

The Tristansaurus-Rex was locked in mortal combat with the imposing Chupacabra.

by The_Last_one September 14, 2009