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snatch patch trimmer

Brave person who undertakes the task of trimming the overgrown pubic hair region of a female that has gone without attention to detail of a coifed pussy.
A snatch patch trimmer uses sizzors, razzors, hedge clippers, and other necessary cutting tools to style or remove completely the hair on the pussy. Ladyscaping for females as Manscaping for males.
by Miss sheets n giggles November 8, 2010
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Trimmer

by Coon cam June 11, 2006
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Trimmer's Back

The un-recognised medical condition for tall people who spend most of their time at work bent over a paper trimmer 2ft too short for the operator to use. The resultant injury from standing over such a device after more than 15 mintues is dubbed 'Trimmer's Back'. A back injury for Office Supplies workers.
X: "you finnished with that trimmer yet?"

Y: "no man i've got Trimmer's Back!"
by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009
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Texas Tree Trimmer

A dingo or Queensland Heeler that rides on the roof or toolbox of a tall truck and jumps up and grabs branches that go by overhead.
"That darned Texas Tree Trimmer keeps jumping out of the truck. Can't go a hundred feet without that dog jumping up into an oak tree. Thinks she's a squirrel or something.
Then you gotta yell at her to come git back in the truck or you back up until she can drop back into it.
by MushkieLover May 11, 2010
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Hedge Trimmer

The electric razor you choose to use for shaving your pubic hair.
I woke up today with morning wood and jerked off in my bed. I got up to get ready for work and noticed that I was long overdue for a shave. Once I was done shaving, I realized I had used my Hedge Trimmer. My face felt like balls for the rest of the day..
by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013
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tallywacker trimmer

He used his razor for a tallywacker trimmer
by pokey0129 July 16, 2015
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Hatch Trimmer

Pussy killa

Pro hoe Slayer
the man other men wanna be,
and hoes wanna be with!
He is a straight up Hatch Trimmer bro...i mean its Thursday and hes already hit a three peat !
by instadick February 28, 2019
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