tribathlon

A very long session of tribadism, the lesbian genito-genital sex act.

We came over and over again; it was a real tribathlon.

by Skek January 15, 2006

Triathlon

When you enter a pet store, stick a fish, a hamster, and a parakeet up your ass and see which one gets out first.

You know what? That hamster is giving me the stink eye. He’s gonna participate in the annual Triathlon

by Ko4 October 29, 2020

tripthong

What you pack when you go to the beach on vacation.

Hey dude, nice tripthong! Hope you aren't catchin' any dipthong.

Can be used for either male or female.

See dipthong.

by djdickidoobs April 27, 2009

Frat Boy Triathlon

Playing a game of beer bong, followed by a round of boxing, followed by a game of chess. That is called a set you must win 2/3 sets to win the Frat Boy Triathlon. (FBT)

Did you here mike passed out in the last chess game of the Frat Boy Triathlon?

by FBT Champion August 27, 2011

Trilationship

When 3 people are involved in 1 relationship. Sort of like a " love triangle."

Noah: "Did you hear about the freaky trilationship that Penelope, Ana and Steve have?"

Collin: " No, tell me about it?"

Noah: "Well, Ana dated Steve, but they broke up. Then Penelope dated Steve, but Steve still loved Ana, so Steve asked Ana if she wanted to date the both of them, as in Steve and Penelope. She said yes. So now, Penelope, Ana and Steve are all together."

Collin: "Sounds like a G-Rated Orgy. Fo sho."

by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010

The Triathlon

A three part sex maneuver where the man receives oral then has anal and vaginal sex with his partner but does not have a orgasm causing blue balls, making this the most painful sex position.

Norah and John did the triathlon last night.

by SawyerSex December 17, 2008

black triathlon

when a group of balck people try to run away from the cops. and to do so the usally throw that random wigger to the ground to distract the cops. so the cops bet the niglet out of the white kid. while the blacks are being tazerd

that black triathlon was so funny

by cacrazy October 16, 2010