When the woman is giving a man a blow job and he decides to urinate in her mouth in the process; she then takes the urine/semen mixture and spits it out onto the man's gen's (genitalia) to create a warm sensation for him; she then licks it back up into her mouth and, using her fingers and a funnel, drizzles it into the man's anus. It is called the K Town Triathlon because it originated in K Town, UT and has three main stages.
Last night, me and my woman decided to get really kinky and we tried out the warmly refreshing K Town Triathlon.
by Roni Rone 22 October 11, 2009
a 3-part endorphin boosting activity which involves running, swimming and general merrymaking (see related: libations, burgers, karaoke, dance-offs).
'Dude, I did the Hippie Triathlon yesterday. My endorphins were buzzzzzzzzin'
Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?
Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.
Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?
Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.
by Mcg_McG_McG_McG November 2, 2018
A cunt that is a cunt in three different ways. Such as; Uses Oxy clean instead of bleach, Wipes their ass standing up, thinks poetry is soothing.
by Eric696969666 January 3, 2017
When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to ejaculate and clear the smoke before your mom gets to the door.
by Borbenbashley November 5, 2020
by Lolcheezcake.fun August 24, 2014
by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021
When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.
Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.
by Michael Delvechio July 30, 2022