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Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
by Millennial X May 6, 2019
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post traumatic sex disorder

The after effect of sex so good or awful that you get flashbacks
Good- That girl was a freak she gave me a case of post traumatic sex disorder, I've been rock hard all day!

Bad- I don't want to talk about it she gave me ptsd my dick won't work right for a week and my balls need a lobotomy.
by jjerzey November 20, 2013
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Post traumatic Down syndrome

When some is saying some really dumb shit and you need them to shut up
Guy 1: bro what’s Obama’s last name?

Guy 2: you have post traumatic down syndrome if you don’t remember Obama’s last
by BONDEDFOOL April 22, 2020
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Oh my gosh, I just got a flashback to last night and remembered dancing on the bar ... it's the onset of Post Traumatic Social Disorder.
by comradem01 August 17, 2009
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The neurological disorder that increases the libido and decreases inhibitions in some women following a breakup.
Hey, did you hear about Sophie? Her and Joe broke up. She's been going home with a new guy every night! Hell, she's even been banging the girls! Damn, she's got that Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)!!
by Vinja August 1, 2016
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Post-Traumatic Robertson Syndrome (PTRS)

When you are taking a class with Dr. Robertson, and you want to want to move on, but he is dragging out a quote, you are suffering from Post-Traumatic Robertson Syndrome.
My Post-Traumatic Robertson Syndrome (PTRS) is starting to kick in. We've been discussing the same quote from Kendi page 68 for the past 15 minutes!
by Double Entry Connoisseur July 12, 2023
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Tramatised

Tramatised - to be wasted or intoxicated off the narcotic tramadol.
I'm totally tramatised off those tramadol.
by Casafras March 30, 2017
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