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traffucked

I'm traffucked, so will be late in to work.
by NZNinjaChick June 30, 2016
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Traffuck

When you and your girl have sex while stuck in traffic. Chances of it being oral are 96%
Bro: Yo, how she get pregnant?
You: We were traffucking on the way to work that morning on the Expressway I-91
by Clarkie Kentzel March 10, 2018
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Traffucked

The state of being fucked over by any type of traffic. Usually used when explaining why you are taking so long to get somewhere by vehicle.
I won't arrive until 5:25pm... Absolutely traffucked!
by Truth In Lies July 28, 2016
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traffucked

to be stuck in traffic and not be happy about it, but resigned.
Sorry, gonna be late.. totally traffucked at the moment.
by Loz Harbinger July 15, 2017
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traffucking

When a male viking and a female pirate travel the globe in a pirate ship pillaging villages for treasure and hot people. They then take these hot people onboard their pirate ship and travel across the ocean to sell them as sex slaves but fuck them repeatedly along the trip.
Joe: "So you and Emily are in the traffucking business?"
Dan: "Yes, we just raided the Carribean last week."
Joe: "Hope you found some good merchandise."
by Djt69 August 9, 2010
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Traffuck

When there's a fuck ton of traffic
I got stuck in traffuck today
by Double J wihtout Js August 29, 2025
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traffuck

Honey we are in Traffuck
by Yazby25 May 4, 2024
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