by Jon K July 10, 2004
Get the lady's low toupeemug. "I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"
by FERNtastic November 2, 2014
Get the Lunch meat toupeemug. The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.
“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”
“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “
“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “
by Dortybordy March 7, 2025
Get the Denver Toupeemug. A Toupee is when one man takes his nutsack and applies it onto the another man’s shaft to create an old western style powered wig/toupee
I heard Tyler and Brad were getting on in last night and he gave him the ol western toupee, Tyler said it was gay but comfy
by Handjizz_201 February 9, 2024
Get the Toupeemug. Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
by Francis7 October 1, 2010
Get the TIRE TOUPEEmug. Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.
I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016
Get the turd toupeemug. The dollop of shit you find on the head of your cock after you pull out of someone's butt.
Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Chelsea is so nasty, that she left a stinky toupee on the head of my cock when I pulled out of her farting asshole.
My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
by Premature Elfatulation September 11, 2024
Get the Stinky Toupeemug.