Wind Toupee

When the wind blowing at a certain angle causes your long hair to flip to one side.

It was windy while I was working outside, but my hands were too dirty to fix my wind toupee.

by A1333 June 28, 2009

backwards toupee

a backwards toupee is when you shove your ass up somebody elses ass or your own ass

taking your butt cheeck and putting it in your asshole or somebody elses asshole hense would you happen to want to where my backwards toupee

by dothead July 27, 2012

Aggie with the Toupee

A girl who swears by the lord but sins behind closed doors.

Did you hear about what that Aggie with the Toupee did? She acts so innocent, I would never have imagined she would be so capable of doing that...

by teheeheeeeee February 12, 2019

armpit toupee

a wig worn under the armpit generally used by kids to appear more masculine or mature, generally to impress the ladies

Billy thinks he's so cool, but you can spot that crappy armpit toupee from a mile away.

by K Mart May 4, 2008

Salty Toupee

two middle aged men jack off onto each others balding spots on their head.

i walked in on my grandpa getting a salty toupee

by properperversions September 6, 2012

Toupee

When a sexy lass takes a semi soft dump, on the frontal crown of her man

Gary’s hair cut was too short. So I had to toupee him.

by Bad bitches 18 January 27, 2018

Shatner's Toupee

This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit

Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011