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Banjo-Tooie

Sequel to Rare's popular N64 game Banjo-Kazooie. Banjo and Kazooie are back to stop Gruntilda a second time.
It only had a limited shelf life as it was one of the last games made for the N64. It’s hard to get hold of but an excellent game nonetheless.
Banjo-Tooie for the Nintendo 64.
by Arkatos July 3, 2004
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The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".
Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O
by Telephony November 1, 2015
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Tokie Pokie

The act of smoking marijuana while having sex.
Dude, I did the tokie pokie with my girl last night.
by Joey Kittel November 9, 2009
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Tote Git

adj.
a word used to describe something that is "raw" or "cool."
Shortened version of totally legitimate.
Jillian: That rock concert was amazing!!

Rachel: Yeah, it was tote git.
by jillybilly721 December 2, 2010
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Totee

Eh, meh totee swell up
by goatlar May 25, 2011
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Toriel

A goat mom, the most accidently killed thing in the history of games!
OMFG I KILLED GOAT MAMA TORIEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by DJFleischman September 24, 2019
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totes mcscrotes

An even cooler term for the work totes magotes, it originalted from a popular YouTuber named Markiplier.
Man 1:"Dude did you see that video Markiplier put up?"
Man 2:"Yeah! It was totes mcscrotes epic!"
Man 1:"So, want to get some t?"
Man 2:"Now THAT would be totes mcscrotes."
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