When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.
Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
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Get the Webdriver Torso mug.Torsofuck is a finnish Goregrind band. Their minds are fucking twisted! Check out some of their lyrics! They make lyrics, but don't actually sing 'em :P..
"Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of tis asshole"
"What a perfect sight to see
Decomposed dead bitch
I spread her buttocks wide and I love what I see
Anus covered with worms
I masturbate as I fingerfuck
Slimy rectum, full of rot and shit
Maggots crawling, insects feasting
I squirt my load allover her ass"
Like I said, TWISTED MINDS!
"Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of tis asshole"
"What a perfect sight to see
Decomposed dead bitch
I spread her buttocks wide and I love what I see
Anus covered with worms
I masturbate as I fingerfuck
Slimy rectum, full of rot and shit
Maggots crawling, insects feasting
I squirt my load allover her ass"
Like I said, TWISTED MINDS!
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