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tool store

the worst of all the "tools"
since a tool is better than a toolbox, and a toolshed is worse than a toolbox then a tool store is the worst of all of them
Man that Kevin is really a tool store!
by ferrdog April 9, 2008
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au ford tool

A Au Ford Driver who thinks his Taxi is the best car ever and compares it to God's like the r34gtr.
Look at that AU Ford Tool, he thinks he is so cool but it's just a Taxi with with FPV car seat covers.
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018
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Tool

Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.

Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.
by BigCron August 11, 2009
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todolo

Todolo, Akhila!
by Hire100 October 30, 2014
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Tool Stool

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Tool Stool.
by Nicholas A.B. June 30, 2008
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tool factory

Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed.
Carson Daly became even more stupid that he passed tool shed status and became a tool factory.
by ceterisparibus December 3, 2005
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sharp tool

A sharp tool is someone who has a knack for something, is a smooth operator, and can make things happen. They may or may not also be a bit of a knob.

If you are called a sharp tool, you should be initially flattered when the word 'sharp' is said, then more uneasy following the word 'tool'.

If you are confused, you should examine the identity of the poerson who said it. If they resemble a pirate, you should probably not take offense.
The Wicksta nailed that analysis, and then he stole my lunch... he's a sharp tool.
by hutnut99 April 15, 2010
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