Lebanese Tophat

The sexual act of donning genitals atop the head ie. like a tophat.

James: How was that chick last night man?
Jerry: Fine but a little awkward, she wanted a Lebanese tophat!
James: Well did you give it to her?
Jerry: !!!!!!!!!

by awkwardturtles June 23, 2011

Mr hankeys tophat

When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.

I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!

by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022

Tophat ARC

Tophat ARC is a powerful army that protects the internet. Its allies are Skull ARC, Xbox ARC

Tophat ARC

by Skull ARC Commander Sirlance October 5, 2024

Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.

"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"

by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022

Tritip Tophat

The act of 2 men using their foreskin to cover a third man’s penis.

John and Matt gave me a tritip tophat last night- Ben

by The dirty birdie December 10, 2023

Tophatted

To be hit round the head rather hard with a tophat.

Liam has just tophatted you.

by TheTophattedOne October 26, 2011

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024