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Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
by Slimfitter May 26, 2022
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Top Gun

And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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Top-Gun

Food that is served in the temperature 'Danger Zone' (5°C - 60°C, because bacteria can grow to unsafe levels at these temperatures this is called the temperature Danger Zone.)

Food served in the temperature 'Danger Zone' is referred to as 'Top Gun' in reference to the 1986 motion picute of the same name which featured the Kenny Loggins song 'Danger Zone'.
Cooked chicken served at room temperature is a prime example: Top-Gun Chicken.
1.
Louis: Hey, do you guys want to go to that place on Hay St for some Top-Gun Chicken?
Matt: Yeah, I'm happy to risk it.
Aidon: Naa, I'm meeting up with Laura.

2.
Ned: How are you feeling? Mel said your date's collapsed.
Claire: Yeah pretty crook, I think lunch did it to me. That pig heart was pretty Top-Gun.
Ned: No shit. I can't beleive Louis took us there.
by Day-Walker July 25, 2010
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Top Gun Gay

A situation where things are totally straight, but seem a little off.
Two men talking in a locker room with towels. One of them has their leg up. That's Top Gun Gay
by LogiQ December 30, 2010
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Top Gun Shit

Used as a description of habitual "wingman" escapades at parties and clubs. This is principally seen as a very strong and important bond between two so-called "players" with their eyes firmly on the prize (women). These said individuals employ strategic moves and move swiftly when opportunity arises. Just as fighter pilots are expected to do, they watch each other's back with the utmost dedication and also employ the agenda of "bros before hoes."
John (to Jake): What are those douchebags doing over there?

Jake: Looks like they got that Top Gun Shit. We should try that.
by mkdamaestro October 16, 2010
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Top Gun Five

A high-five in which the two participants, moving towards one another, first deliver a normal high-five, then, while passing one another, bring their hands around and deliver a reverse low-five. Shirtlessness and volleyball are voluntary but may add to the awesomeness of this move. Also called the windmill.
Maverick, after spiking the ball past Slider: "Top Gun Five, Goose!"
Goose: "You are an ANIMAL!"

Ice Man and Slider stare in jealousy while pondering their own lameness
by GooseN'Maverick January 29, 2009
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Top Gun: Maverick

The best movie in the world of 2022. Even has one of Tom Cruise’s planes in the movie.
I’m going to see the best movie of 2022, Top Gun: Maverick
by John Cena fan 101 May 30, 2022
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