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Toothpimp

A dentist. A toothpimp runs a dentistry office and gets paid a huge salary but doesn't do any work himself. He has bitches (dental hygienists) do all of his dirty work while he sits on his ass and makes bank.
I went to the toothpimp's office the other day to get my teeth cleaned. A dental hygienist was in there for 45 minutes. Then the toothpimp wandered in at the end for 30 seconds to "check everything out." Man does none of the work, gets all the profit. Shit.
by Mollyoctopus July 22, 2010
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[toothpick down a volcano]

the toothpick represents the penis and the volcano represents the large well used gaping vagina.
"Bangin' that ho was like dropping a toothpick down a volcano.I had to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in!"
by the doll August 15, 2006
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Arkansas toothpick

A heavy dagger with a blade typically between one and two feet long. Balanced for throwing, it can also be used in hand-to-hand combat.
The may also refer to a Bowie knife, although many blade authorities deem this inaccurate. The two, however, are credited to the same knife smith.
In three deft moves, he drew his knife, slashed his way free, and hurled it into the back of the fleeing thief.

"The Hell was that, man?"
"Oh, just an Arkansas toothpick."
by gogmorgo November 7, 2011
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toothdick

A sexual act in which a penis is used in the place of a toothpick .It clears the mouth of food and plaque, and later replaces it with a fine layer of semen.
Veronica loves to use my toothdick.
by switzzzer December 7, 2006
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arkansas toothpick

Alex Trebek: Arkansas Toothpick?
Ken Jennings: What is Raccoon Penis!
Alex Trebek: that is correct!
by S. Daddy October 22, 2008
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mexican toothpick

long, curved clipping from a toenail used to pick food from teeth
"I had a piece of cilantro stuck in my tooth, so I pulled off my sock and peeled off a mexican toothpick from my big toe and got it out."
by R. Brown July 6, 2007
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Toothpick Spliff

A toothpick spliff is a smaller than usual joint in circumference not in length.
I didnt have much pot left so all my joints are Toothpick Spliffs
by Raymond May 13, 2005
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