toothpasting

The act of smearing toothpaste onto one's nipples in order to produce a high.
We should totally go toothpasting this weekend!
by falconboom May 07, 2012
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Toothpasting

Toothpasting or just pasting is the act of rubbing toothpaste on the nipples to get high. The chemical that causes the high is still unknown.
Harry spent most of today Toothpasting.
by Global43443 May 07, 2012
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Toothpasting

Getting high by applying toothpaste to ones nipples. This is extremely unsafe and can result in inflammation of the nipple and even permanent dangerous blockage or mutilation. Extremely dangerous, do not attempt. Popularised by famous internet website "9gag."
"Yo Rae, Wanna go Toothpasting, I've got my webcam all ready to go."
"I dunno, isn't that stuff dangerous?"
by Gako May 07, 2012
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Toothpaste

The squeezing dispersal of a solid out of a container through compaction.
The masseuse walking on my back caused some poop to toothpaste out of my butthole.
by 7st0ryMTN March 16, 2019
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toothpasting

The act of rubbing your nipples with toothpaste to get high.
by Lord Lolland May 08, 2012
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toothpaster

A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.
"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."

"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
by ptakattack August 27, 2011
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Toothpasting

It is a drug craze which consists of youngsters spreading toothpaste over their nipples to achieve a high. It happens due to an opiate like chemical present in toothpaste plus the amount of blood that circulates close to the nipples, allowing it to be absorved easily. This causes several health problems if done regularly if done frequently for long periods of time, such as addiction.
John and his friends were caught toothpasting by their parents, and sent to rehabilitation.
by John Pingas May 06, 2012
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