When a girls vagina is too lose. Take your right hand and insert your thumb into the asshole. Then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the vagina. Always remember the golden rule, 'righty tighty, lefty loosy'.
by Aujasc123 June 23, 2009
After having intercourse with a girl, doggy-style, you get that familiar feeling when you're about to finish. Then, you pull out, and aim your load for her anus. Thus, the tooter shooter is cum-plete.
by Sackster5569 March 22, 2016
An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
by MattBomb October 11, 2009
Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.
Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!
I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"
I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"
by CiaCiaC June 07, 2007
by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 07, 2016
by Bigsweet April 23, 2020
This is among one of the sex acts not in the kamasutra. It's when you are engaging in intercourse with your partner, doggy style, and you're on the verge of finishing. You would then pull out, and finish, but about a foot away from his/her rectum, and aim for their anus. Thus, completing the "tooter shooter."
by Sackster5569 March 08, 2016