Torqued

To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.

1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!

by A.C. Sativa May 28, 2013

Toque

Noun. A name for a knitted hat that one would wear during the winter. Americans call it a beanie . It was originally knitted but now is made out of many different kinds of materials. They are used to keep your head and ears warm during the winter in Canada. Now, though, they are worn all year long. Part of a style of clothing. There are many different designs. Some only cover the top of your ears, some have large flaps down to cover your ears, some sit back on your head and are loose, etc. Toque is a french word.

Sick toque bro, don't lose it when we go boarding!

by M=M December 30, 2010

touque

A Canadian must have. Most notably worn by Bob and Doug McKenzie. Canadian versions of the touque are best identified by the "pom-pom" attached to the top of the touque.

ok eh! Like it was so cold that we had to wear touques eh!

by sparrow-birdman August 18, 2004

Toque

The proper name for a warm winter hat, traditionally knitted but now available in numerous materials

It was cold out so I wore my toque but some window-licking, seat biter formerly from Indy - now living in Texas - calls them beanies (he is slow, leave him be)

T-

by Toque not beanie September 27, 2007

torque piss

When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.

Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.

by rplusplus November 30, 2006

torque

The force that raises your heels off of the floor when you take a leak with "morning wood".

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Torqueer

Small town in Paignton.

Inbred, and they know they are.

We can see them holding hands.

Granny shaggers, granny shaggers.

Non-league, and they know they are.

Even worse than Exeter.

Plymouth Argyle 11 Torqueer United 0

by Argyle Till I Die April 7, 2007