tonnes

word used to mean heaps

"that is tonnes good"
"i tonnes love you"
"tonnes of people was at the gig"

by janwa silly bitch May 14, 2006

tannenbaum

A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.

A herpes blister.

Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.

by Mark C. Dizzle November 10, 2008

tannenbum

The UGLY side of a Christmas tree!

Turn that tree around.... you're showing it's tannenbum!

by Charlie Tuna August 25, 2005

tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

by Eric D. Johnson January 7, 2007

Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney

A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it

"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"

by Pizzels89 June 22, 2008

Tonnin

Travelling in a mechanically propelled vehicle at a steady 100mph

I was tonnin down the motorway back to Dublin.

Usage also: "I was doing the ton all the way up the M50"

by RobbieMm May 25, 2007

Tannenbum

The part of the christmas tree with no branches that you put against the wall of the room

Turn the tree around so the Tannenbum is against the wall

by olmcd September 5, 2009