Tonk

A word commonly used by private school drop outs and posh people when referring to a ‘vape’ or ‘electronic cigarette’.

Very reminiscent to ‘that tune is absolutely dutty, turn that up, what is it? Garage?’

‘Oi Ruby, pass me the TONK’
‘Where is my TONK?’
‘YOU USED ALL OF MY TONK!’

by Lord Andreas II November 17, 2021

Tonked

Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another

Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal

Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.

by bulghur November 20, 2009

tonks

A big/large/hench person

That woman is bear tonks
The woman is large n has a big build

by leila November 1, 2003

Tonked

Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.

chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll

by mr pickleson August 3, 2018

Tonk

Tank

guys look a tonk

by germony August 27, 2023

tonks

A person, normally a woman, with man-made hair color or colors, specifically pink or purple. Also can describe a person who changes his or her hair color regularly.
After Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter.

Nicole has become quite the tonks with those pink streaks in her hair.

by patricksalland January 25, 2008

tonk

to be well buil or strongh and to have a good figure (man only)

jees your muscles are big you are well tonk

by Oliver Francis March 18, 2005